Thursday, March 27, 2008

you give booze a bad name


capping an impressive run of late for guitar god richie sambora was this little tidbit. (props to the 2nd funniest guy in bloglang, tyler durden ... xmas, i want that $20 THIS weekend)

you know how difficult it is to crossover from pop and become a country hit? degree of difficulty = 9 out of 10 ... richie did.

to bang heather locklear AND denise richards in a calendar year? you've got a better chance of choking on one of W's nuts. but richie did.

the crowning achievement of getting busted for dwi with yer 10-year old daughter in the car? top that axl!

awesome

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

i never saw lynyrd skynyrd

but i sure saw:

molly hatchet
.38 special
the outlaws
the danny joe brown band
le roux
charlie daniels band
blackfoot
marshall tucker band
& alot of others

we went to see molly hatchet at the hampton coliseum in the middle of july, hot fuckin night/windows rolled down and music BLARING. i drove the bunch 2 hours to see the show (i had the only license, my ticket and beer for my troubles). we had a 12 pack to take in to the show. knowing there'd be security, i had the idea to line a skiing jacket with 10 oz's of old milwaukee. 98 fuckin degrees, and i skated in like fuckin eric heiden (yeah, that was a sweet reference bitches!). molly was okay, this was the jimmy farrar "beatin the odds" days, fat fuck held no candle to danny joe, but we were cool. saw danny at a fest the next summer. fucker rocked. but, the beer in my jacket at hampton musta been 110 farenheit. explodin all over the place. but we didn't give a shit, we were at the SHOW ... and we didn't give a fuck bout the ride home.

seein the drive-by truckers tonight reminded me of it (save the $22 cab ride home). "let there be" ... fuckit. best live rock band in the world. i miss playin gtr.

album of the fucking year

fall out boy "live in phoenix"

i saw a poster bearing this title while walking through hell's kitchen.

if you mean joaquin's (sp?) ass, i'm jazzed.

i'll be honest, i've never heard this band save a trip into foot locker (hello xmastime!!!), where i was perplexed that the ugly simpson's BBF only plays bass??? some doughy hat wearin dude was singing.

arizona?

"the garden was pretty cool, staples ctr kinda rocked, cleveland is a RAWK town ... but ..."

45 du jour

amy winehouse, in my bed, (off the album frank)

listening to winehouse on her '03 debut album is a bit like watching those early am idol shows where everyone's trying out (that's right, a fucking IDOL reference!). she's got this MFer of a voice, but still feelin it out 'n gettin used to it, like luke w/ the saber in episode 4 (fuck you Star Trek!). i can see why she sometimes disavows it. flirtin between rootin for her and pressing "next". a long 5:17. skip.

Monday, March 24, 2008

the yoko?


let's rewind for a sec.

this has been posted on their myspace page for 63 months:

"We are going into the studio soon to record a 7" split with Des Roar"

yo(ko), can Des Roar get their shit together?

Thursday, March 20, 2008

45 du jour

the saturday nights, 45, (off the 4 song EP on Light In The Attic Records)

it's 1990 all over again! ... or 91, maybe next weekend, fuckit. can't get the chorus outta my head. i'd never even heard of these dudes til 15 minutes ago.

PLAY!

The Saturday Knights '45'